Tyrion's funniest moment might be the drunken display he puts on after marrying Sansa. First, he fills his wine glass perfectly to the brim, and he looks around devilishly to see if Sansa notices. Chastised by his father for imbibing too much, Tyrion tells him "...Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I am the God of Tits and Wine! I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit." Tywin does not laugh.