On May 28, we will witness as Becca Kufrin makes an ESPN-worthy rebound with 28 single men after being tactlessly dumped by Arie Luyendyk Jr. on national television just two months ago. 

Our Sweet Becca has buffed out her broken heart and is now ready to dive back into the world of dating via the trainwreck of a show known as The Bachelorette (we say that out of love, people).

And who, may you ask, will be vying for this Minnesota gal's heart? Like any season, Becca's lot of contestants is a mixed bag. For every attorney, there's a "social media participant" (okay, there's only one attorney and one self-proclaimed social media participant, but you get the point.)

So, without further ado, please meet the men you will come to hate in just a few weeks time.