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Posted on: 21 April 2005

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Have Sex for Peace

I’m sure our new Pope doesn’t read my blog so I’m going to let you in on a secret that he doesn’t know about, and if he did he wouldn’t have the guts to admit it.

Sex is good for world peace.

Have you ever noticed how it’s always these religiously fanatical types who become terrorists or just plain pains in the arse? Well they are the type who frown on the idea of sex for pleasure.

On the other hand us God-denying, pagan, heathen, wiccan types enjoy sex. We like shagging as often as we can and it’s not for reproductive purposes I can assure you. But look how we turn out. All nice and calm and peaceful.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

It appears at the moment that TXP isn’t sending me email notifications when you make comments. No it’s not me it’s a bug. I’m sure I’ve talked about Betas before. So if I don’t appear to be answering your questions and comments it’s because I don’t know they exist. You could try leaving a block over on GB just to let me know you were here. That still works.

EDIT: Seems my latest revision has fixed the email problem so don’t worry about it, not that I want to disuade you from popping over to GB you understand.

Comments ( 22 )

Zenith
“On the other hand us God-denying, pagan, heathen, wiccan types enjoy sex.”

Damn right we do. Speaking as a pagan, I can safely say I enjoy sex a lot, and don’t have to feel guilty for it to boot! :)
21 April 2005, 21:35
Root
Ot. I am online again. What Did you do to our server ? :)
21 April 2005, 21:42
Stuart
Of course you do Zenith. Let’s be frank. It is the meaning of life. It is our only reason for existing.

I have no idea Root. It may be a combination of me being a heathen and the new Pope. Took long enough though didn’t they?
21 April 2005, 22:02
webjones
It’s the ultimate natural high. Yes it is.

Is it just me, or does the new Pope look a lot like Anthony Hopkins? Pope Hannibal I?
22 April 2005, 01:29
Stuart
Lol. As I don’t have TV I haven’t seen him yet. I can’t be bothered to buy a paper. I’ll have to keep a look-out.
22 April 2005, 08:05
webjones
Yahoo! news photos, dear Stuart.
22 April 2005, 11:06
Zenith
He’s also been compared with The Emporer from Star Wars. Quite uncanny it is…
22 April 2005, 11:19
Stuart
Yahoo! News! I try to avoid this stuff! hnnng….
22 April 2005, 14:40
Jess
He’s also been compared with The Emporer from Star Wars.

Haha, I was just going to mention that as well. ;)
22 April 2005, 15:31
Stuart
I can see my curiosity is going to get the better of my principals.
22 April 2005, 15:40
Jess
Here’s a link for you. :)
22 April 2005, 16:19
Moshu
I remember I’ve read somewhere many years ago that the politicians should have a good sex before making major decisions, like starting a war and stuff like that. However the problem is, most of them are of the age that excludes this kind of “exercise”. Which reminds me of another saying: above certain age people shouldn’t be allowed in politics.
So, everything comes down to the basics: have sex :)
22 April 2005, 18:01
Stuart
Are you suggesting I’m too old for sex Tom? If you are you’d better tell my libido cuz it keeps telling me something else! And I washed my hair this morning too before striding off to the council to view my favourite receptionist!

A modern-day warrior, mean mean stride,

Today’s Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.

Sorted !!
22 April 2005, 18:15
Root
Well I would like a lot more sex than I have but it makes my Zimmer frame rattle. :)
22 April 2005, 18:52
Stuart
I threw mine away. I figured if I was going to be lying down a lot I wouldn’t need it.
22 April 2005, 19:13
Lizz
What we need is a young Pope… I’m talking 35 or younger here… given that kind of opportunity, we’d finally get our married priests again… cause they used to marry, and there used to be women priests… until about 500CE… stupid patriarchy.

And yes, the world is much happier when sex is involved…
23 April 2005, 14:51
Root
If we had married priests it might discourage them from buggering the boys in their care.
23 April 2005, 23:17
Stuart
A good point Root though I think you would need to replace most of the current priesthood first. Gay is still gay whether they can marry or not, and they will probably be the ones most vehemently against it as they envisage one of their “safe havens” disappearing.
24 April 2005, 06:50
Jess
Pedophiles aren’t necessarily gay. :P
24 April 2005, 14:39
Stuart
Well spotted Jess!
24 April 2005, 17:14
David Blangstrup

The Pope

30 October 2010, 16:13
Stuart

Blimey. That’s a bit nightmarish isn’t it David? Mind you,the artist’s name sort of says it all.

30 October 2010, 16:44

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